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I sit here in solitude
Oh but I am not alone
For the curse of a poet
Has plagued me
Since I exited the womb
A poet’s curse
A curse I was bound by since the beginning
Such a curse states that a poet,
A writer,
Shall NEVER be left in solitude
Such a person can be the last being on this planet
But no…..
Never will they be alone
For their thoughts
Ah, yes, their thoughts
Shall forever keep them company
And the words,
The words that come more than a few
Why the poet shall be forever BlEsSeD
With an abundance of words
Never shall they suffer from a lack of
For when the day comes
(And it will for EVERY poet…)
In which they feel as though they have
No
Words
Left
The day when they feel as if
They’ve hit a poetic WaLl
This day is when the poet MUST
Put pen to paper and WrItE!!!
Because a poet never TRULY suffers from
Writers block
No…..
A poet,
A TRUE poet,
Just simply finds themselves
Overwhelmed
With too many WoRdS racing through their head
Ahhh, yes….. 
The poet’s curse…..
Since time began man has asked
*The poet’s curse……
Is it a hidden blessing…?!?
Or, rather….is it truly a curse?*
The answer to this ancient question
Lies somewhere deep inside of YOU
Within the innermost thoughts
And heart
Of a poet…..

©Poe, 2013

© Poet4Life/Poe
(unless otherwise noted)

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POE’S QUESTION OF THE DAY:

Is it just ME….or does ANYONE ELSE who plays Angry Birds wonder HOW IN THE HELL do the freakin’ pigs get themselves in between boulders, holed up surrounded by brick walls, in glass houses….NOT TO MENTION in OUTER FREAKIN’ SPACE?!?  I mean….. Birds can fly….but pigs?  When the hell did THEY grow wings? I mean shit…. I thot I was supposed to be RICH or something BEFORE pigs flew….. Damn it….. where is all my fame and fortune?!?

=}   hehehe

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Yes... I've discovered it and yes....it's BACON TIME!!! Lmao

Lmao!!!!  =}

© Poet4Life aka “Poe”

*All writings seen on this blog are written by & property of: Poet4Life aka Poe — unless otherwise stated. Thank you.*

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I am becoming the spider solitaire master and loving it!!!! I’ve been playing this stupid game all day and I’ve beaten every single time and I’ve never won 1 game before….. I feel like a little kid all freaking excited about WINNING!!!! Lmao! *EFF YOU, SPIDER! U THOT U GOT ME! HAHAHA, UR MESSIN’ WIT GANGSTA POE NOW BIATCH…… AND HOMEY DON’T PLAY THAT GAME!!* OOOOPPPSSSS……. My SPIDEY SENSES tell me it’s time for another round!!!! =D hehehehe Yep, that’s right…… Poe’s handling this SH!T *LIKE A BOSS*!!!!!!! hahahahaha!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!

(back to some more spider solitaire

© Poe / Baby Bird

Read more Poe @:
http://www.facebook.com/poet4life1
😉

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OH GREAT POWERFUL GREEN BEING
I WORSHIP YOUR HOLINESS
FOR YOU ARE THE ALL-KNOWING ONE
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO SIT IN YOUR PRESENCE

OH LIGHTED GODDESS, HOW YOUR PRESENCE LIGHTS UP A ROOM
YOU SIT UP ON YOUR MOUNTAINTOP FULL OF KNOWLEDGE AND BEAUTY
WISE LEADERS COME TO YOU LOOKING FOR ANSWERS
OCCASIONALLY BECOMING HYPNOTIZED BY WHAT THEY SEE

OH GREAT ONE, OH GREAT ONE
BEARER OF FRUIT, YOUR BRANCHES REACH UP TO THE SKY
YOU POSSESS ALL THE APPLES
AS YOU SIFT THROUGH OUR VERY LIES

Confusion and disarray
Fills my very mind
Who ARE these “Holy” ones
And WHY must they take up all of our time

We work, work, work,
Our fingers to the bone
Little wages earned
Just to bring some dollar bills home

The dollars don’t last long
No, they are spent way too fast
Food, clothes, unexpected expenses
We pay the “collection fees” to these gods… but they don’t last

Soon the green god needs an upgrade
The ice cream sandwich has melted
So you are on the hunt
Starting to wonder if it’s worth it

The lighted goddess catches a virus
Unfortunately, there is no cure
Rest in peace, all knowing one
Off to buy another, so you don’t feel so insecure

Harvesting time once again
Time for the apples to come off the trees
A NEW version of this god appears
Looking identical to the last one…or is it just me?

Technology rules our very lives
I often feel as though I’m in over my head
Sometimes I just want to be rid of it all
But then I remember how … Without my phone or facebook….. I feel DEAD……

© Poe, 2012

**Just a funny lil diddy about how we seem to WORSHIP technology!!!  Lol….. I wrote this after I have spent the last 3 days tinkering on my computer, trying to get my damn internet to work….. To no avail…….**

© Poe / Baby Bird

Read more Poe @:
http://www.facebook.com/poet4life1
😉

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Ok……. Here’s Poe’s “Writing Process” lol:

*put on writers cap*

*move the WRITERS BLOCK out of my way*

*put pen to paper/finger to phone screen (lol)*

*think, think, think………*

*hope for a beautiful poem to miraculously appear before me*

*think some more*

*dilly-dally’s around all night then 5 min before sunrise….. OUT pops a poem…..*

Lmao!!!!!  

Much love to all & happy reading and writing!!!

~ Poe

© Poe / Baby Bird

Read more Poe @:
http://www.facebook.com/poet4life1
😉

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**Written for a ‘friend’s son on Facebook……. she is a page admin of a page that I am VERY fond of!!!!!  I wrote this back in July for “Little Dude’s” 10th birthday and thought I’d share it!!!  😉  It’s just a cute little diddy I threw together!!!!**

 

So here I sit writing this rhyme
What was it’s purpose? I ask myself ‘WHY?’
But  suddenly then I remember
*OH YEA!! CAUSE IT’S THE 23rd of JULY!!!*
Now what is it about today?
Why is it so special, you ask…
“I can’t believe you haven’t heard!!!”
I let out with a loud gasp!!!
Why there is this special lady on Facebook
She hears the darn voices just like ME!!
I’ve grown very fond of her AND her voices
And today is her son’s SPECIAL DAY
It’s LITTLE DUDE’S 10th birthday, you see?

So I set out to write this little diddy
To tell you  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Little Dude
But first, please excuse my manners
I’m sorry for being so rude!!!
Well, hello, Little Dude…
Why, MY name is *Poe*
I live in California in the USA!
I’m really loud and friends say I’m CRAZY
You see I heard a RUMOR
And I’m wondering….is it TRUE?!?
Are you REALLY 10 years old?
Oh what a big day for you!!!
I was ten years old once
About 16 years ago
I got a pet DINOSAUR for a present
He was a cute lil thing, I named him Bo!  =}
I wanted to send you a dinosaur
To tell you HAPPY BIRTHDAY
But the postman said I couldn’t mail him
No matter how much I offered to pay
So then I tried to rent an airplane
To fly the dinosaur out to you
But I guess dinosaurs are illegal to transport
I didn’t know this was true
So, Little Dude, after all my adventures
I’m finally getting out this birthday rhyme
Today is a special day for you
I just hope that today you have a wonderful time
This poem isn’t being carried to you
By a big ol’ dinosaur
But I don’t know if your mom would have approved, anyway
If a dinosaur showed up at your front door
So, Little Dude, I want to send you BIRTHDAY WISHES
All the way from the U.S. of A.
I hope you have a glorious time
And I’d like to wish you a  VERY, VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

 

Check out MORE Poe @ Poe’s World of Poetry on Facebook!!

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Hello and good morning, my dearest “POE FOLLOWERS”!!!  =}  Yes…… I see you out there….. some of you following EVERY WORD I say….er….write, lol…. Then there’s those of you are anxious to see WHAT IN THE HELL ELSE can go wrong!!!  😉  THEN…… we must also pay tribute to the QUIET bunch out there…. The ones that give a meaning to the words STALKER & JEEPER CREEPER!!!!!  =}~ 

Hehehehe ……. Not to worry….. Poe does NOT judge or discriminate.…. y’all should know THAT by now!!!! =}  🙂  😉  :*)

Anyway……. It’s….. Ooohhhhhhh about 330am local time….. So I thought I’d stop in and pay a visit to ALL my INSOMNIACS, GRAVEYARD SHIFT WORKERS, LATE NIGHT PARTY-GOERS…..

To all my followers AND all my StAlKeRs. (hehehe)…… 

THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING ME ON THIS JOURNEY INTO *POE’S WORLD OF POETRY* !!!  🙂 

I just recently found out that I have a FEW OVER 50 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!  Yay!!!!! 

To some of you, this number isn’t impressive…… Well, then DON’T be impressed!!  😛  😀   😉  Honestly, when I started this blog, I had anticipated MAYBE a HANDFUL of followers….. IF that…… But 50+?!?    (last check, I was at 52!!!)  Wow…… I never would have THUNK!!!!  I mean, hell….. I’m SURROUNDED by people (mainly family)  who HAVE NO IDEA that I am Poe!!!!!  My poetry has never meant ANYTHING to my family….. I grew up with out being disregarded as it is now……..

At any rate…… I wanted to personally (well….. As “personal” as one can be via a blog, lmao) come and say…..

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU to EVERY Poe follower/stalker  out there!!!!!   😀  😛 You guys are a BIG REASON WHY I continue to write and don’t let the negativity bring me down!!!!   You guys are FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!  (just thot you should know!!!!)   Hehehe 

On THAT NOTE of positivity & gratitude….. {hope you ALL felt it!  😉  } ………

I’d like to say thanks again AND I’d like to WISH YOU ALL……
A
VERY
VERY
GREAT
FANTABULOUS
TERRIFIC
STUPENDOUS
UNBELIEVABLY AMAZING……….
SATURDAY MORNING!!!!!!!  =}

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😀 Happy Saturday!!!!!

Much love and again…… MANY thanks!!
~ Poet4life aka *Poe* ~ 😉

© Poe / Baby Bird

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